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Safe Sex Tips from the Jai-Sutra aka Sexual Knowledge is Power

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I haven’t done a personal/lifestyle type post in a long time. I love to do them, but I feel like I should only do them when it feels right, you know? I should only do them when the writing pours from within me out onto the screen. Well I just bought Kelly Cutrone’s new book Normal Gets You Nowhere.Everyone that bought it the other day has said that it is a wealth of knowledge just like her first book. Everybody also said that everyone should read the second chapter, which is dedicated to sexual knowledge. I decided to stop working on final projects to read it, and I have to say, that chapter got me to thinking. While I may not agree with her on some things, I do believe that having sexual knowledge is power, and you can quote me on that.

Below is what Kelly calls the Kella-Sutra. Below that you find the Jai-Sutra or whatever.

  1. If you don’t know yourself and what you want, then you have no business being in bed with someone else.
  2. Do not be in places where you don’t want to be, especially in states of intoxication.
  3. The whole wait-two-days-before-you-call thing is a bunch of bullshit.
  4. If it’s happening at the zoo, it could or should be happening to you.
  5. Do not pretend things are happening for you if they are not.
  6. Take no prisoners; and if you do, make sure you untie them in the morning, so they can go to work and make money.
  7. Lovemaking does not always have to involve a penis and a vagina ( or two penises or two vaginas).
  8. If you’re not getting fucked by midnight, go home.
  9. If you’re sleeping with a married man, you’re helping him stay married.
  10. Just because you’re great lovers doesn’t mean you’re going to live happily ever after. Continue Reading